How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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