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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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