What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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