- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

The game.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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