What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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