- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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