- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What's funnier than 24? 25

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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