- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Dogs

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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