- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

why are balck people black because they are

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Nice belt.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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