Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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A Serbian Film

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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