- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Knock, Knock No one was home.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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