Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Ken wins!

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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