- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all jokes aside...

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

dyslexic's Untie

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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