3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Wright flyer

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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