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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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