KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Banana Hamock.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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