Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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kennah campion... being nice

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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