Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Women's rights...

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

A bar walks into a man

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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