- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What color is red paint? Red

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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