- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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