- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

what did one computer say to the other .........

a pornstar comes early to a party

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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