- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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