what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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speech and debate.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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