- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

what is orange and blue 2 colors

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

The Female Orgasm

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Stop procrastinating.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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