- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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