What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Religion.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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