My love life

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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poop.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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