- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

politically correct!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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