- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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