Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Anti Joke

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