- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

sweating like antoni with a girl

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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