What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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