When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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