What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

thumb_up thumb_down +16

An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops