Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Good afternoon.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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