- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Wigan.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Penis.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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