What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Good afternoon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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