I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Sarah Palin

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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