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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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