- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

hard cheese

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Your mother is average.

What is the difference?

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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