Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Penis.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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