Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

30cm = 0,3meters

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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