- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Yanter, Look it up

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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