- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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