Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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