- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Women's Rights

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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