- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What do you call a banana? A banana.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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