- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Adam Chebali has no life

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

no pun intended

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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