What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Female rights.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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