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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.