- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What is white and long? A New York winter

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

The Labour Party.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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