- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

in soviet russia, cow milks you

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Female rights.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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