What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Get it? More.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Beka has AIDS

anus

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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