Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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