Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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