Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Davey Peterson.

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Compton

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

I went to school. Then I came home.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

whats yellow? lots of things.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

minorities

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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