- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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