What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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