Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Once upon a time

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

homosexuals are gay

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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