- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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