Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Whats white? A fridge

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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