Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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politically correct!

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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GONNA

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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