why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

The GOV and the WHO?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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