- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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