- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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