Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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5 people are walking

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Obama

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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