Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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