- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

the WNBA

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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