- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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