- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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