- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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