GONNA

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Whats white? A fridge

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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