Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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you first

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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