Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Women's rights.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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