- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Female rights.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

politically correct!

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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