Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

i killed my family

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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