I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Whats white? A fridge

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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