a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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sdfrgtyuki

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Wolfjob.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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