How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

i killed my family

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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