What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

penis?

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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