What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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the WNBA

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Anti Joke

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