- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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