- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

penis?

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