Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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