What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Xzibit

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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