- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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