- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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