- Anti Joke

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A muslim paints Mohammed

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