what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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why dont they make black forks

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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your mom

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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