- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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