- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Sam Hengal.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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