Its behind you like if you looked behind

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

That's illegal What? Your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

the WNBA

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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