- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.