ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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hi anti joke

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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You're tall.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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