Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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