- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Where's the soap?

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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