- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Knock knock come in.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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