- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Whats white? A fridge

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