A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Whats white? A fridge

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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