Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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