- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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