- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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