- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Ask me if im a tree? No

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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