- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Jayden Eccles

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

squash squash who squash my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

ecks! why zee?

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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